January 31, 2012


Listening to Limbaugh this morning. (Don't ask. Shut up.) He just said -- I swear to God, this is, like, totally fackshual, I'm not making it up -- that, "contrary to what most people think, I don't have much of an ego."

And he went on: "Frankly, I wish I had more of an ego."

Allrighty then. This constitutes ironclad, conclusive proof of what I've long suspected.

We're all dead.

This is Hell.